loaner-douche

Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.

He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."

by Alycia H. April 21, 2008

douche canoe

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts

Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!

by mcsdarts October 21, 2014

oreo douche

A dumb bitch that won't share any Oreos.

Example:
Guy 1: Don't be such a Oreo douche.
Guy 2: no! There my Oreos!

Don't be such a Oreo douche.

by spodermen sweg unite April 14, 2015

game douche

a person who always mentions a better game when talking about games

I like forza" "well blur is better" "youre a game douche"

by awsoem-o November 29, 2011

stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.

I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.

by sorkab August 4, 2010

douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011

hispanic douche

Some bitch who leaves u after the best time of your life. The worst fucking douche bag of the douche species. He also rapes little girls in his free time.

Bruh I told her not too, but she really dated that Hispanic douche!

by Bitch buster March 3, 2019