Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
by jenna9887 August 21, 2008
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Get the douche kazzo mug.What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2
by bl00m0nst3r January 17, 2009
Get the Douche Giggle mug.Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).
by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013
Get the Ticket-Douching mug.an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
by everyday balloons January 13, 2010
Get the douche bag mug.A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.
by sorkab August 4, 2010
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by TheycallmeSpecialK August 15, 2011
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