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David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick
U suck a lot of dick David
by Rhdjdndnnddn May 8, 2020
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David

A player that hurts girls, he is very tall and usually has brown hair. He is nice to his friends and family and that is about it. David thinks about usually only himself, doesn't take other peoples feelings into consideration. David can never keep a girlfriend for usually more than 1 week.
Damnnnn never date David! He'll be gone in a FLASH!
by B.Shoootsss April 27, 2019
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David

Damn you so David
by Clickclacker13944 February 10, 2020
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David

David is someone who doesn't understand who Rhett Butler, Ashley Wilkes and Scar Let in gone with the wind was.
Woman 1: You see who King David was?

Man1: Yeah, he understood that being mean with the heart and not his unit was a real Skill of the Will.
by tarianiss August 29, 2020
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David Cruz

a sexy black mf
Emmanuel Haylett: Hey do you know who David Cruz is?

Sheyenne :No who is that

Emmanuel Haylett: He is the sexy black mexican kid ☺️
by daddy_dex October 9, 2020
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OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.
Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.
by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
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Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
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