To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzle mug.A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.
by Good Wife January 19, 2013
Get the Douch-face mug.Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.
Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
by M.E.Joseph June 24, 2010
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Get the Douche Canoe mug.Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).
by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013
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Get the douche box mug.(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.
Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016
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