Dad

A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?

"I'm just going to get milk". says Dad.

by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019

dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.

Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by al3j_ndr0 January 27, 2021

My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

peg dad

A father who develops an erection only when he feels at home in a particular environment or social situation, such as in his own bed or in the company of his wife.

For fear of attracting peg dads, some moms avoid children's play groups frequented by relaxed, natural fathers; other moms find the company of peg dads enjoyable, and seek out such groups.

Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.

Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.

by grammarboffin September 26, 2014

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

by gbanz March 17, 2024

bens dad

Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad

Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad

by Holbs April 21, 2020