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Reverse Creaming

When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.
Dude I spent the night reverse creaming so hard last night my nose has been running all day.
by Black Goat of the Forest December 16, 2023
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Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.
"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"
by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023
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ice cream sandwich

An ice cream sandwich is when 2 black guys do missionary, cum at the same time on the bottom's stomach, and kiss while the guy on top is laying on the guy on the bottom, pressing their stomachs together, causing the cum to star dripping from the sides.
I'm not gay, but when i saw Tyriq and Jaquan making an ice cream sandwich, I got hard.
by meatbeat69 August 28, 2021
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Sour Cream Donut

John: "What happened last night?"
Jake: "I gave her the nastiest sour Cream donut bro"
by Upa popo July 19, 2017
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melted ice cream

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty
by vittusloom August 21, 2023
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The Ice-Cream Guy

Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"
Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 16, 2024
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Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
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