When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.
by Black Goat of the Forest December 16, 2023
Get the Reverse Creaming mug.by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023
Get the Cream Cheese Pie mug.An ice cream sandwich is when 2 black guys do missionary, cum at the same time on the bottom's stomach, and kiss while the guy on top is laying on the guy on the bottom, pressing their stomachs together, causing the cum to star dripping from the sides.
by meatbeat69 August 28, 2021
Get the ice cream sandwich mug.by Upa popo July 19, 2017
Get the Sour Cream Donut mug.by vittusloom August 21, 2023
Get the melted ice cream mug.Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"
Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 16, 2024
Get the The Ice-Cream Guy mug.Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
Get the Televisual face creaming mug.