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hull college

Educational establishment in the city of Kingston-upon-Hull offering courses for those aged 14+. Comprising a 14-16 college, Further Education college and Higher Education centre for the Open University, the Hull campus is bustling with inactivity. The “Hull College Group” also somehow manage to ‘operate’ colleges in Goole and Harrogate.

Famously known for ‘losing’ £10m whilst the Chief Executive went on ‘gardening leave’ in 2017, the institution suffers from worsening money problems and dropping student numbers and satisfaction rates.

The HE centre is overshadowed by a real HE provider, the University of Hull, which results in course leaders having to play dirty, lying to prospective students, in order to ensure their application. This, however, should not be regarded as their fault and they are simply safeguarding their jobs and families for another year, as if a course doesn’t get enough students, it is simply terminated and any existing students are abandoned.

Are you unqualified, lazy, incapable, and generally just want a degree that says you have a degree? Hull College is the place for you.
“Where did you attend University?”
“Oh, in Hull.”
“It’s nice there, I looked at Hull University
*cringes and hopes no further questions are asked*

“I studied at Hull School of Performing Arts”
“I’ve not heard of that one.”
“Yeah, it’s sadly part of Hull College.”
by Jeremy Beautiful Chest March 25, 2018
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dunshaughlin community college

Dunshaughlin community college is a large secondary school with many from navan ratoath and towns alike attend. It is popularly know for its large number of gays and the dead banter many of the pupils have. All females must wear fake tan and bottoms up their asscrack where all boys must have perms in order to pull the females . If you don’t have a perm you have no chance
by The Phoenix baller November 11, 2019
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grey college

A school in south africa that is worse than Paul Roos
Is Grey College the best school in South Africa
No, Paul Roos is.
by lec16prg‘26 November 23, 2023
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College

It’s a place where you pay a bunch of money, and spend a lot of time doing coursework, in order to get a piece of paper called a degree. This piece of paper tells your employer that you had the motivation to get up in the morning, take notes, and go through exams or presentations. Most of the time, unless you’re studying engineering or something, you’re not going to be using the knowledge that you learned in the workplace. It’s also quite expensive, if you live in the United States.
College can be either the greatest 4-5 years of your life, or the loneliest.
by This is my handle okay July 9, 2025
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Alexandra College

A private school in south Dublin known for hockey, D4 accents, and Mr C. The students regularly partake in activities like Tribe, vaping, applying fake tan, and pulling the piss out of Mr Carol.

If used in a sentence, it is to be pronounced with the strongest D4 accent you can muster.
"Oh my god, you go to Alexandra college? Where does your dad work?"
by Alex Girl October 5, 2022
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College

It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.
by DickyPenisBalls69 April 14, 2021
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College

A place where devout Catholic girls turn into sluts
Bro1: Yo that girl used to go to my church before college started
Bro2: Dick has her now
by Style Hide November 20, 2016
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