eat that cooter pie

A phrase of praise for heterosexual homophobic males who like eating pussy. Meaning to eat that cat. Or to go muff diving

Eat that cooter pie Jeff!

by CCBguys November 13, 2020

Chocolate cream pie

When you cum in a girls ass and the cum is brownish when it comes out.

I butted in her ass and it came out as a chocolate cream pie.

by Samhugecox March 18, 2015

Banana Cream Pie

Getting fucked in the ass with a ripe banana and having it break open inside your asshole. Leaving behind some creamed banana

damn man I’m still shitting out bits of banana from when my girl banana cream pied me last night.

by StickyMcShinnigans May 2, 2018

oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.

My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Frosty Creme-Pie

(Het): When a man is having vaginal sex with a woman but before climax, he pulls out and finishes in the ass. He then licks the dripping that comes out.

(Homo): When two men are having sex and the top pulls out before climax and ejaculates on the bottom’s balls. He then licks the dripping off.

“Broooo, I gave my girlfriend a frosty creme-pie last night.”

by Reuben San-du-val-wich October 25, 2019

love me some pie

Dean Winchester's saying. If you touch his pie, he will end you.

"Love me some pie"

by Sherlockjohn221b221 January 23, 2018