Douche bag

a stupid ass person who doesn't know what the fuck they doin

That Douche bag is stupid

by type It January 3, 2016

Douche-Nugget

A person(s) who is continuously a bitch/douche bag.

Someone who says/does things to intentionally put you down or upset you.

It can also refer to a group of people doing something to intentionally hurt/upset an individual or animal.

Gosh, Ted is being such a Douche-Nugget, did you hear what he said to Emily?

That poor dog, those Douche-Nuggets keep throwing rocks at it.

by Nadisaurusrex October 8, 2013

Douche Maggot

Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".

Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!

Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!

by J. Banks November 14, 2009

Douche Nozzle

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.

by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011

Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 19, 2013

douche-esque

Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.

by jenna9887 August 21, 2008

Douche Canoe

SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT

DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA

by MR GIGGLES654 March 4, 2017