dad

dad
someone who raped 15 different women in 15 different months

my dad is a special person

by gagadad October 3, 2019

Your dad

A Reverse insult.

Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.

by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

Dad

the most asshole person I know and also the one who doesn't care and hits you and always is yelling at you, you know those ones, the ones where you get nervous whenever he is even just in the same room as you as you hope he doesn't take away your right to goddamn CLOSE YOUR DOOR JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM

Hey DAD nice to see you here

by Sue froppy May 10, 2019

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.

P.s- He magically never has class.

WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!

by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023

dad

he said he was going to get milk

joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"

by thebestfactgiver March 3, 2022