Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.

Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!

by anonymous April 24, 2025

Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.

"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."

by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024

sloppy dallas

when your girl gives you a blowjob while packing a fat one

“come on babe gimme a sloppy dallas “
“alright babe”

by m&m king October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of receiving a blowjob while your partner has a mouthful of dip in her mouth.

My friending, you already know I’m gonna get a sloppy Dallas tonight when I fuck my sister after we grab a bite to eat at Arby’s!

by hubiej23 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Gobstopper

When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus

"She gave me a sloppy gobstopper last night, it was dummy lit"

by Patriquee von seiddit May 7, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

You want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?

by Soups small pp October 15, 2020

sloppy days

When a friends dates his friends ex

You have got sloppy days

by Bruce Clinton September 1, 2017