fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw September 26, 2015

Hong Di Wang

An idiot.

You"You are such a Hong Di Wang"
Person"What have I done to deserve this kind of insult???? :("

by xXPu55y514y3r6969Xx June 12, 2016

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

Let it wang

a) to rage balls
b) to do fun drugs
c) to play music at full volume.

Did you see Freckles last night ? Yeah he was ALL fucked up screaming aND skateboarding around with a bottle of JameOh and two broads. He definitely let it wang , forsure.

by WhiskyRivers October 18, 2016

pull the wagon

When Anal beads are inserted into someone's butt and left for a day. When someone pulls them out it's pulling the wagon.

You've left them in for two days, are you ready to pull the wagon?

by TShmasters April 6, 2017

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017

sprain your wang

Beating your meat more than 3 times a day

Son, don't sprain your wang

by Pilotcornet609 May 7, 2018