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Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.
Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."
by zImage October 9, 2008
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Man Tea

A type of iced tea that only men make and men can enjoy drinking. Made using powdered Tea mix such as Lipton or Brisk (none of that no-name weak tea). Place 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of powder in a pitcher and add water/ ice cubes (or Man Cubes ). Then stir once to dislodge the powder from the bottom without completely dissolving it. Then place in the Freezer while you make your food. When your food is ready Get the Man Tea and poor it over some Man Cubes then Drink.

the taste on a scale of 1-10 is Grit
This Man Tea is great cause I'm a man.

Its the Grit that makes this Man Tea so good.

This Man Tea is even better now that i have Man Cubes.
by Flaaaggg September 27, 2011
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man stitch

the area between a man's asshole and balls
Dude can you lift up my balls and hold this mirror so I can see my man stitch?
by KP22269 April 16, 2008
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Cattle Man

An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"

"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005
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tully man

A man who chooses to live off of the grid and can be see time from time buying every toy out of the gum-ball machines in grocery stores.

He roams around town and is often seen on the side of the road multiple times during a car ride seemingly having teleported as there is no other way he could have traveled such distances or have uncanny timing to always just happen to be where you are driving by.

NEVER engage The Tully Man
I saw The Tully Man shaking a gum ball machine and screaming at Food Lion last night.
by Constable June 19, 2022
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jungle man

a person who looks and acts like tarzan.
"mr macdougall called tila a jungle man when she let down her shaggy island curls"

"Tila did her jungle man dance with vigour"
by this_chick April 2, 2009
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Gregber Man

Any man whose level of retardation is so overwhelmingly high that to even contemplate it would result in the destruction of the soul as well as the body.
"Steve?"
"Yes?"
"You's a Gregber Man."

This example concludes with Steve ending his life promptly.
by Fubs August 7, 2007
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