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bless the beef

blessing the beef is STOPPING ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐• ๐•œ ๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•˜๐•– ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐•š๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐•๐•š๐•œ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ฃ๐• ๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐••๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•™๐•’๐•• ๐•๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•ช ๐•„๐•†โ„๐”ผ ๐”ฝ๐•€๐”พโ„๐•‹๐•€โ„•๐”พ
by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019
mugGet the bless the beefmug.

Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.
Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015
mugGet the Beef Certificatemug.

Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped
- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it
by Loveniggers February 3, 2018
mugGet the Beef Cakemug.

Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae

When your friend gets baited into looking at a definition on my.urbandictionary.com.
by Junky J January 25, 2024
mugGet the Brazilian Hot Beef Sundaemug.

beef shag

Woah man Nicole is great at beef shags!
by Nicolebish April 2, 2017
mugGet the beef shagmug.

Beef Tenderloin

A very small gamer YouTuber and streamer. He's pretty funny, but kinda an asshole.
by Largest Changes Uno May 4, 2020
mugGet the Beef Tenderloinmug.

walnut beef

when u show someone ur beef and it look like a walnut meat and a grapevyne meat with a side of ass meat and cheeto feet..
man it look like yo walnut beef is broke ..
by jason meat December 12, 2009
mugGet the walnut beefmug.

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