When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.
by Matson12009 September 13, 2023
Get the Small Town Syndromemug. When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
Get the Old town roadmug. A man of questionable virtue. i.e a three legged peddler that gives everyone a ride. Also See Manhoes Who Don't Wear Condoms and Should Be Avoided.
Synonym: fuckboy
Synonym: fuckboy
by Mr CoCo May 27, 2023
Get the Town Tricyclemug. A specimen of a man he is a connoisseur of club back walls and has recently switched his hunting grounds to a new venue. Don’t attempt to approach this man as he is extremely dangerous and is known to break ankles. When in the wild he is either spotted starting fights with girls or playing a gentlemanly game of hogging.
by Anonymous-Student56 October 29, 2021
Get the Macc-Town-Menacemug. Very strange group of kids in a group chat. Most come from North Carolina. Socially awkward and really Smexy.
by Cocoakat19745 April 3, 2017
Get the Derpy Townmug. by Caxru September 21, 2023
Get the Gypsy townmug. by Bigboy lu lu April 4, 2019
Get the mexican town housemug.