Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.

Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothin’ around!! He’s always late!

by Podney Reete March 11, 2024

Horse Juggler

This is the name given to circus performers who perform genital stimulation to multiple male horses simultaneously.

"Oh did you did you see Gary last night doing his dance moves? He sure looked like a horse juggler"

by Dannas p train September 6, 2016

Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.

friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though

by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011

book horse

Meaning of a book horse is that of some one who loves books and is always serious when they are in thier studies and trying to get thier job done.

Twlight Sparkle is such a book horse .

by Wonder Sparkle November 26, 2017

Get the horses out

Another way for the younger generation to say “playing with yourself” or “jerking off”

Ill come over in a minute, just let me get the horses out

by Grohium March 25, 2024

Horse Racist

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A horse race is a whore's race. Much like a motorcyclist, a horse-racer is called a Horse Racist.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he started out being a Horse Racist!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow

*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse

by kempykemp August 6, 2022