David McIntyre has wee willy and very homosexual. He touches up boys especially jvb. Because he is vulnerable. He also licks toes pf dead people and takes coke.
by Sexyboyjamie123 August 9, 2020
Get the David McIntyremug. by Sgt. Duclbutter January 30, 2017
Get the david and vivianmug. This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
Get the David Miscavigemug. by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023
Get the the david bearmug. David Wills is the sexiest human being on this planet. He is the starting receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. Weighing in at around 1,000 pounds this beast is sponsered by Monster Energy. He is also known as the man who first stepped on the moon and who also discovered the light bulb
by c&b torture central September 24, 2020
Get the David Willsmug. David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
by davidbond December 20, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 