penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019

Nigga penis

Black penis but cooler

“Yo my dude’s got a nigga penis”

by Taz nigga August 25, 2019

penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.

You penis dialed me. Again!

by helico December 25, 2019

penis feet

when your toes look like small penises.

"yo shes got penis feet"

by chucklenuts420 August 23, 2021

The penis snapper

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half

“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

adderall penis

A side effect in which your penis will not be able to get hard and/or will pee a lot.

This will usually last 6 hours on generic (IR - Instant Release) adderall and 12 hours on extended release.

I tried having sex but I had adderall penis.

by EazieWeezie May 8, 2018

Penis Gangrene

When your penis has been insulted so much by, lovers, potential lovers, other males/students/peers, that what little blood you already had flowing into it now stops, cutting off your circulation and causing your penis to, blacken, shrivel, dry up, and then promptly fall off. This then spreads to other parts of the body until death but, you are writhing in SO much pain from your overly circumcised chumpy chode, that you don't even notice it.

Person #1:"Fuck man! I got Penis Gangrene!"
Person #2: "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT!"

by UDIFGH January 11, 2018