adam lavelle

A really good friend and the first person to get laid he is handsome and clever

I am Adam lavelle

by Footballer07 February 8, 2018

Adam syndrome

Adam Syndrome

Bible states Adam blamed Eve in front of God after they sinned.

Men always blame women.

John: Is your fault!
Mary: There goes your Adam Syndrome.

by "D" Lady April 14, 2019

Adam

First man to ever get laid, very handsome, and has a huge cock.

Adam

by Floath December 12, 2016

Adam

8A

Adam got 8A on his exam

by Hirmam April 22, 2018

Adam

Someone who's getting really sick of all the stupid "Atom" jokes made by kids in science classes who think they're clever and/or original.

Kid 1: Hey Adam, haha, look it's you! *Points at picture of atom*
Adam: Hey, fuck you!

by RiptideAC October 10, 2019

Adam

He’s someone who makes you feel incredibly safe and makes you think about why it took you so long to be with him. His eyes are incredibly beautiful, like globes of peppermint sphere candies. Their lashes are long and full as if they’re some dark cascading waterfall. Their voice is so mysteriously familiar, you can’t remember where you heard it last, but it feels as if you’ve been cocooned by their love forever. You feel protected, like no storm in this world can strike you, when they’re beside you. You feel extremely powerful, yet extremely weak and vulnerable.

And if you’ve found your Adam, let them go. Because it’s a dream. You can’t find one, for I’ve already found him!

Hey Adam, my head hurts.

by Rabiah Chowdhury August 12, 2023

adam

some dickhead who thinks he’s better than everyone else because of the music he listens to

dave: oh shit there goes adam, i hate that fucker
john: why, what did he do?
dave: he tried to convince me that rap wasn’t real music and showed me his “underground music” playlist but it was just filled with metallica
john: yikes thanks for telling me

by balls26 October 15, 2022