ass clact

1. a class act of ass
2. A slut who is trying to be classy and fails

look at that whie trash ass clact

by thuGlyfe May 9, 2013

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done-ass

A done-ass is when a guy that you are currently dating is acting in a way that you no longer want to be seeing him.

A sassy way of saying you are done with that dumbass.

Ema: My boyfriend won't go down on me.
Amy: Oh he's such a done-ass!

by Ema&Amy November 29, 2012

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A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.

Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."

by Ozwald March 24, 2006

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ass ranger

Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.

That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.

by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003

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ass crabs

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.

These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

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Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

by Greg J.B March 27, 2007

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