no ride

The disability of acquiring a means of transport, usually used by a "Flaker" or "Loafer" as a pathetic excuse to serve their own condition.

"NO RIDE DOESNT MEAN FLAKE" -Carson (a known "Flaker")

by fuck y ou gaybowser July 9, 2023

riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)

*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.

by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022

marshmallow ride

When you've already cum inside of someone, and you fuck them again when the cum from the first ride starts seeping out.

We went all night. So many marshmallow rides.

by Marshysib7 November 26, 2016

Killer ride

A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have

Yo dude that's a killer ride!

by Ihatelifeandps June 11, 2018

Bench ride

The bench you sit on while waiting for someone to ride a roller coaster.

Instead of riding the scary roller coaster, I went on the bench ride instead.

by Bartye May 10, 2024

riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.

Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.

by Vansthing August 14, 2022