Double Decker Cream Pie

A Double Decker Cream Pie Is when you have two girls and you cream pie in one of them and then the cum from one pussy drips into the other girls pussy.

I gave those bitches some sloppy ass "Double Decker Cream pie" on new years.

by Mrawesome3754 April 30, 2015

cream pie blow back

Were you cum in a girls vagina or booty and she farts blowing the load back at you

After having sex with Stacey she gave me a cream pie blow back

by budlightkrew November 7, 2013

Montana Ranch Cow Pie

When a man is having sex or getting blown, and a cow then proceeds to defecate on both member's chests.

"Man, I heard you got a Montana Ranch Cow Pie, last night on he cow farm, did you get rid of the smell?"

by Jew-Pac Girly-Man April 29, 2009

Chocolate cream pie

When you cum in a girls ass and the cum is brownish when it comes out.

I butted in her ass and it came out as a chocolate cream pie.

by Samhugecox March 18, 2015

Banana Cream Pie

Getting fucked in the ass with a ripe banana and having it break open inside your asshole. Leaving behind some creamed banana

damn man I’m still shitting out bits of banana from when my girl banana cream pied me last night.

by StickyMcShinnigans May 2, 2018

oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016