A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke
I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot
by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023
Get the horse trotmug. In Call of Duty a Trojan Horse Formation is formed when a teammate with a riot shield covers another player creating a shield of protection from the enemy.
Doctor Disrespect- “This map has no cover. Someone set up a Trojan Horse Formation!”
Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”
Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”
by DaPiklizPirate June 29, 2023
Get the Trojan Horse Formationmug. a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023
Get the Chinese Horse Ass Gamesmug. meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018
Get the hold your horsesmug. Meaning of a book horse is that of some one who loves books and is always serious when they are in thier studies and trying to get thier job done.
by Wonder Sparkle November 26, 2017
Get the book horsemug. by Podney Reete March 11, 2024
Get the Horse Toothin’mug. Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
Get the Horse Pocketmug.