the real jb

JACK BARAKAT OF ALL TIME LOW MOTHA FUCKASSS

Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye

Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB

by bandsyo November 5, 2013

Being a real Emil Hylleberg

Being extremely loud into a microphone

Omfg you are being a real Emil Hylleberg right now

by Luki2767 September 11, 2019

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

Real

Short for Larry Stylinson

we don't need examples

It's fact

Larry is Real

by Eva Hitler April 24, 2020

Real friend

A real friend is someone who’s not gonna joke someone who loves and care for you someone who’s gonna tell you the truth and someone who likes you for you

Jill and Randall went to Jill mom funeral and Randall had things to do and he decided to stay their with Jill Randall is a real friend

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3e3 March 12, 2020

real ass rude

Extremely rude or impolite; rude can also be substituted for other adjectives

Scott didn't even say thank you for the drink I bought him, real ass rude.

by PeachesNorthwest May 17, 2016

real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.

13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.

by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021