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meat in a bag 

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.
1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."
meat in a bag by louseinbag May 11, 2021
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Meat Bong 

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
Meat Bong by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

meat turtle 

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

meat scrunchie 

I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie

Meat ball 

A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.
kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......
Meat ball by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021

meat carpet 

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet