Dolphin Kiss 

A auto-emitted shower of gas(flatulance) that is collected by the use of your hand while showering with your partner.

A Dolphin Kiss only works if your in the shower with your partner, spouse or best friend. By letting water flow down your back you create a pocket of air between your taint and hand. Proceed to flatulate in your hand and then just throw it in your partners face. It is in no way wrong to practice alone.

Dolphin Kiss by smugglescoke November 2, 2009

Turtle Kiss 

A term for an ambiguous sex act. Used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.

I told everyone that I gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.

Turtle Kiss by Daniel Fooster November 22, 2009

Jersey Kiss 

When two transvestites exchange urin/feces via a kiss

Damn those trannys just jersey kissed right in front of a daycare center

Jersey Kiss by SEXMACHT March 23, 2010

Turtle Kiss 

A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.

Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.

Turtle Kiss by Louis Magus Crow June 15, 2012

Norwegian Kiss 

When one partner makes out with another partners asshole, and the partners ass who's being licked starts to prairie dog.

-Mary: last night it was getting hot and heavy with my husband and i started to make-out with his butt and he started to shit on my lips.
-Tina: What you let him? Ive heard about this, I believe thats called a Norwegian Kiss Mary.
-Mary: Oh my, have you ever had one?
-Tina: No i haven't.

-Mary: To tell you the truth... I liked it.

Norwegian Kiss by pea_body January 29, 2010

THE HUSH PUPPY KISS

when you're with your boii or gurrrl you slowly carass their inner thigh and whisper softly into their ear "roll over, baby. roll over my little pumpkin tits." you slowly remove their garments exposing their buttox. kiss them from the back of their neck to the hiney crack and lick. now it gets spicy. lick up and down the ass crack. if you're a male, lick from the bottom of the "peach" and work your way up. girls, work your way down to the ballsack. wait for a big moan and a wet DOG FART. (to enhance pleasure and passion, use chocolate frosting)

me and my babii gurl do the hush puppy kiss all the time.
after i do it, she sings "Tomorrow" from the play Annie. then i regurtitate all over her back and we exchage places. but i sing "My Sacrafice" by Creed. this really gets things hot and steamy.

THE HUSH PUPPY KISS by Felix Stone July 17, 2006

Beer Kiss 

What happens when you have a beer summit with someone to
settle your differences and you give them a beer kiss as a final
apology.

John and Jim had a beer summit to settle a football
bet. During the summitt, John gave Jim a beer kiss and all was forgotten.

Beer Kiss by FotoPro July 30, 2009