Money

something I’ll never have .

how much MONEY do you have ?
wait , you have MONEY

by bananagurlisheretosavetheday July 30, 2021

mom = made of money

What m.o.m. means

Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Big Money Gang

A Click Full Of Leaches With No Reason To Live

We are the stimulus flexers “big money gang”

by RealSkreetNigga104 March 14, 2023

shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.

I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.

by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023

National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands

Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread

by gyTg(tTg55^7 January 29, 2023

You the one with all the money

You ain’t worth a damn cent

Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money

by Kidd knowledge December 3, 2020