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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 10, 2017
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Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
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Car Sensitive

When a person is overly cautious around his/hers car, to a such extend that it affects other people's lives negatively.

It is not yet considered a real disease, even though most people can relate to a person who shows such behaviour.
The guy is so car sensitive, that he won't allow his kids inside the car, when they come from soccer practice.

She took up two parking spaces so she wouldn't park too close to another car. She must be very car sensitive
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Car pop

The act of masterbating while driving your car
Yo man, this burrito took me to flavortown and got me all worked up while I was driving home so I just had to car pop to relax, there was no choice. Nova nation🙌.
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car

a place you and your girlfriend can fuck
dude why the fuck my mama is in your car
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Clown car

An act of taking a dab holding it in to drink a full beer then releasing the smoke to hit a bong bowl before taking a shot then releasing the smoke simultaneously snorting a line of molly only to finish off with a line of blow off a women's ass.
Broski I'm going to get totally clown carred this weekend
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Legend car

A thing one races when starting in dirt oval track racing, or when being washed up in other types of dirt oval track racing. Example of other type: Speedcars/Midgets
Legend cars raced on the weekend, I would rather watch Juniors
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