Second Hand Period

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.

"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."

by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013

Edward Pringles Hands

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.

"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore

by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011

rusty hand job

Fist your partners asshole then reach around and give them a hand job.

I totally gave Jimmy a rusty hand job for his birthday after he took a dump.

by Ball Lord October 6, 2016

Hand-brake skid

To wipe your bottom with your own hand then shake someone else’s hand leaving a skid mark

No way Shane just totally give me a hand-brake skid

by Tinzopopo December 4, 2020

hunkie hand grenades

cabbage stuffed with meat, rice, and herbs and spices

We're gonna eat hunkie hand grenades for dinner.

by tonnnnnykitttttyannnnna May 16, 2011

hot tub hand

Noun: When you finger blast a juicy wet snatch for hours and your hand gets all wrinkly like you’re body when you’ve been in a hot tub for a long time.

Brock: Man I was feeding Maddy’s pony all afternoon if you know what I mean. I’m pretty sure I have carpal tunnel syndrome.

LaTrell: Yeah I saw your hot tub hand outside the drivers window as you pulled up.

Brock: Yeah she was juicy to say the least.

by CB from the WD April 30, 2020

Second-Hand Drivebye

When you take a large hit of marijuana,walk past someone and exhale rapidly in their face while walking by,intending to make them high.

As I hit the blunt i decided to take a huge hit.After that I proceeded across the party and found an unsuspecting victim and when he wasn't looking i blew the smoke right in his face and left before he knew it was me.This is known as "The Second-Hand Drivebye.

by DoonerTM January 4, 2010