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Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not
I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal
by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023
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half jig

One half jig is equal to one halg gallon of hard liquor whose dollar value is less than twenty commonly vodka or whiskey substitute (grain nuetral spirits and some added whiskey for flavor) this term is commonly used by the modern american hobo dirty kid tramp
Yo boxcar take this twin to the bodega and get me a half jig and some train food!
by Needles knorb March 19, 2017
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half smoked

Are you half smoked? Whose your parents?”
by itZe August 18, 2019
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half half whole

A sexual act in which the man only gives half his max length strokes until eventually giving a full length stroke
Damn I can't believe you gave Jenny the half half whole

You know it bro
by Terminus February 9, 2023
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2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.
Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup
by ballslmbao August 13, 2024
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Half Virgin

When you have starting to have intercourse but chickened out when the tip went in
Well I’m only half Virgin, because we stopped after the tip went in.
by ThehalfVirgin69 August 25, 2021
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