Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

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I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

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half-quarter

when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.

"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."

by George Leo August 15, 2022

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Half Tot

Of or pertaining to half measures, fucking something up, or doing something bush league. Generally, a half tot or being half tot is not a good thing. Half-assed.

Joey does everything, half tot.

by Jd4today September 11, 2022

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Half Gay

I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know

Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.

“Why are you half gay?”

“‘Cause I like women and men.”

“Isn’t that bisexuality?”

“I’m being quirky shut up.”

by XylstGlitch October 28, 2022

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