fakeboarder

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.

Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."

by Berty Bert April 13, 2008

Fakesh baree

It's an original Gilaki(language of north of Iran) phrase which has a veriaty of definitions ranging from come on! or no kidding! when used in a friendly way, to go away, get the hell outta here or fuck off when used with anger. Baree individually means bro in Gilaki

1. For example when a strange boy comments shits on your girl's pic to flirt, you can reply to him "fakesh baree"
2. A: "that loner loser got a hot chick...khak ti sare mian(Gilaki; shame on you!)" B:"fakesh baree!"

by /Dena/ August 16, 2018

Fifty Yard Fakeout

When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.

"Damn that girl over there is hot!"

*Walks over to see her up close*

"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"

by You're Blind April 4, 2009

faker senpai

The legend, who conquencidental plays in the the league of legends. Know for his superior Ahri, and his ability to beat a 90% hp zed, with his 10% hp zed.

I hope faker senpai notices me.

by iYeti September 28, 2013

fakefire

A very unfunny person from the site BasilMarket who types liek dis. His guide on getting women was funny at first, but his later threads were pure unfunniness. He tells dumb stories with lame humor. His jokes are so old and the way he types is so played out now. I'm glad that retard quit Basil.

fakefire: one tiem i was out wit my ho n den i smecked her in da face cuz she wudnt tie my shoe. i told her not to direspeck me cuz im da pimpmaster fakefire.

Stupid Ass Basiler: HAHAHAHA LOL! YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY FAKEFIRE! I'D LAUGH HARDER IF I WASN'T SUCKING YOUR COCK ALL THE TIME!

by basil person January 16, 2008

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.

Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.

by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

fakebook

Any social media site that irresponsibly allows fake news to be easily and quickly disseminated to hundreds of millions. By doing so, democratic elections are influenced in favor of candidates and their followers who are willing to lie pathologically, repeatedly spread false rumors and race-bait. These sites and their purveyors of fake news consequently create an existential crisis for responsible journalism, the people of the United States and, now that I think about it, the entire world.

He voted for that misogynistic, racist, Islamaphobic, narcissistic, unstable bully because he read on Fakebook that his opponent knew someone who went to dinner with a Muslim.

by hodag1966 November 18, 2016