facebook envy

- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.

- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.

Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.

mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.

Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.

mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?

Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA

mad bro: <shoots himself>

by theHated January 9, 2010

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Facebook Sucker

People who you don't know add or request you as a friend (mostly men) because they think your picture is hot. They flirt with you in hopes of getting their dicks sucked (suckers) sending you hearts and flowers. Or they add you as a friend because they think you have "cool" friends and you know damn well that's why. When they realize they've been facebook suckered, they go to disturbing extremes to retaliate and call you a whore to all your mutual friends, They are so embarrassed they've been sucked, but not in the way they had hoped.

That bitch is my FB friend and I don't even know her.I thought I could get a piece of that hot ass and plus she had cool friends. Then the bitch has a boyfriend, even though I read that in her profile, and I propositioned her anyway, because she talked to me. Then she blew me off! So I trashed her and called her a whore to all our mutual friends, because I am ashamed to admit I am a "Facebook Sucker"

by Fake facebooker fucker November 9, 2009

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Facebook Rape

To go to someone's Facebook profile, write random messages, copy the message, post it to their wall, and repeat constantly how ever many times one would like, as the victim's notification box gets loaded.

by octomule January 15, 2011

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Facebook Tease

someone who leaves their facebook logged on, but then walks away to do something else. later, someone trys to chat them, and they don't respond.

Me: Hey! whats up?

a few minutes later...

Me: well, i guess you don't want to talk then. you Facebook Tease

by j0hn13y November 24, 2010

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FaceBook karma

The kick you get when something you did, wrote, achieved, suffered, posted on FaceBook earns you that "47 people liked this" note above your message.

Bill was surprised that 148 people sent him get-well messages when he broke his leg. Talk about FaceBook karma!

by lerici44 August 13, 2012

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facebook gangsta

A facebook gangsta is a person who raps about guns, money, bitches, prison, weed, larceny, murder, cars, and any other gangsta shit on there wall or walls of other people. The rap usually comes in text form.

you're a facebook gangsta when you talk about your glock and doing time.

by onlinegankster December 8, 2009

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