spade face

An ugly chick who looks like she has been hit in the face with a spade

by KT August 18, 2003

face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

by Big Gold October 30, 2007

face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.

face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.

by karenladeeda October 14, 2012

Pie in the Face

After a man has came inside a woman, a different man or woman goes down on the woman. Thus, receiving a creamy hair pie in the face.

Frank got a pie in the face when he went down on that girl.

by gibby2k May 20, 2008

tits in the face

a term meaning "totally cool," or "sweet," or the opposite of "yag."

also see, titf.

Bro, that was tits in the face.

by theIV February 7, 2005

pumpkin face

a term of endearment for someone you like.

hello pumpkin face.

by kenneth. May 17, 2003

base face

Someone who is a straight up baser to the highest extent possible.

Bar: yo nigga i just copped a quarter of some dank.

Dom: Fire me up on that sack for free nigga.

Bar: Go to sleep base face.

by Bardimas September 19, 2007