You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022
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Jizz Cut

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.
The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”
by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023
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Director’s Cut

When the driver takes a “short cut” but the route actually adds time to the ride.
Usually the driver will insist that their way is better despite having any real reasons other than “trust me bro!”

Often rejects passenger offers for gps navigation.
Sorry we’re late dear, your father had us take a little director’s cut through the backroads instead of the highway.
by Pansy Nelosi June 30, 2022
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Cut A Rug

The explosion of a vaginal fart, or vart, from the vaginal canal while in close proximity or in passing of a group of people
"I'm so embarrassed I just cut a rug in line for confession. Now everyone knows I'm having premarital sex FML"
by LaPendeja August 20, 2024
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e cut

An expression of joy over someones misfortune.
e cut John broke his leg!
by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009
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Cut avocados

when someone bites someone’s testicles so hard that they bleed.
She cut avocados for him
by @WvadsaDicfoure January 19, 2018
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cut the duck

To "cut the duck" is to kill a player with a high kill streak, thereby "cutting" them down. The player, obviously, being referenced as the "duck" in this situation.
My last kill cut the duck! We're back in first!
by junkmail22 October 03, 2013
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