Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021

ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.

Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'

by DJ CHAD March 4, 2021

Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get higher than Team Rocket when they be blastin off again. *ding*

Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get high as a kite!
Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!

by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021

Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get high.

Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get higher than Team Rocket when they blastin off again!

Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!

by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021

Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021