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Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Apple

An amazing extraordinary girl who gets all the boys and makes everyone laugh.

Lights up any room with her smile.
Friendly and sweet like an apple
That girl is such an Apple. I can tell because of her smile.
by Ann1ero December 7, 2014
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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Mini apple🍏🍎

Siyeon fron dreamcatcher is so illiterate i hate her so much i wanna kee muh self (haha jkjkjkjk i laaaav her (siyeonie bookie bear) so much my pookie wookie dookie poopsie woopsie cutie poo i love her sooo much i love her i love her i love her)
Mini apple🍏🍎
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Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk or/and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.
“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”
by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023
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apple

the apple is red.
by aesthetictumblr July 8, 2017
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Apple

by ui3wgersdk April 16, 2024
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