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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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Turd carter

A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks
What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter
by Puffyjohnson November 5, 2019
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Disk Turd

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.
1: Most of your hard drive is filled with Disk Turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024
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slippery turd

Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult
Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.
by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024
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turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
by Piperrydes May 3, 2022
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burb turd

"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "
by bret maverick October 18, 2018
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TURD

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET
by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019
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