The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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Get the Turd carter mug.1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.
2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.
2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.
1: Most of your hard drive is filled with Disk Turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024
Get the Disk Turd mug.Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.
by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024
Get the slippery turd mug.A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
by Piperrydes May 3, 2022
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Get the burb turd mug.POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET
by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019
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