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Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further
Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter
by ShitBalls8===D January 29, 2025
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Texas Boomerang

When you put a hard bend in your penis to allow for your own facial or your own backshots.
If you get skilled with that texas boomerang, you could theoretically drop a load on your ass and your face.
by KarlKox September 10, 2025
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Texas kiss

When you take a sip of water and push it through the lips to whoever you're making out with
Yo it was so hot outside that that girl gave me a Texas kiss
by noway421 June 18, 2022
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Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual
I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker
by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
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The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night
by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022
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Texas

A term used for when the whole team goes Engineer in TF2
God damnit it's Texas again
-a person in TF2 when Texas
by Maitomies March 17, 2022
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Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
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