Willy head

A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.

Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head”

by Ooferganger May 23, 2019

Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive

Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.

by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019

leather-headed

To be stubborn, 'hard-headed'

He is so leather-headed; he never does what he's told to.

by kw2019 May 24, 2018

Caff-head

Similar to a Pot-head except one is addicted to gets high off of caffeine.

Joe drinks so much Coke, so often, He's a total Caff-head.

by Fitzy Marlote June 14, 2021

Head youngin

leader of young or new members in an organization or gang, typically leading through violence to obtain money or debts.

Head youngin needs us to collect from that pussy boy Charlie

by Youdontunderstand January 13, 2022

Seth head

to simp Seth rogan or be utterly in love with him

person1: hey you have a crush on Rogen right?
person2: yeah I’m a bit of a Seth head

by Squigzy April 17, 2022

holland head

n ˈhälənd hed

The foam or head on a glass of beer served in the Netherlands when the pint contains about 2/3 liquid, 1/3 foam, reflecting the Dutch penchant for cheapness.

"Please fill my pint up to the rim. Don't give me any of that holland head!"

by Saabiyah August 30, 2012