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"Jess socked his father across the face"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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Poop Sock

A Sock Belonging Feces which is usually hidden from parents or relitives Sometimes a Group activity. Usually hidden under bed, on other side of painting or anywhere you think it’ll be hid well
OH SHIT! Mom found the Poop Sock Hopefully she doesn’t find the mango juul pod
by Psn-Ozz07756 March 4, 2019
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Pink sock

A pink sock is where a man sticks is penis in his girls vagina and pulls it out so fast that her intestines come out on his dick
Man I gave that girl a pink sock now I'm being charged with capital murder no
by Codylmoore August 3, 2020
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Socks

I need to get real here chief, if you don't know what a sock is I don't think you're old enough to use the internet
Fun Fact: if you wear sock in reverse the whole universe is wearing your socks except for you
by Rae_Ryuko July 21, 2018
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Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.
by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021
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two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
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