Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

Remote bfts REAL

A HOT gamer god and very sexy WTF

I am so hot im like Remote bfts REAL

by Remote BFTS REAL June 19, 2021

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

reals

nickname for real ones

person 1: who’s on your private story?
person 2: just my coworkers and a few reals.

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

Real Men

Real men use their size and strength to beat up women nearly or completely to death
When a woman complains or whines, real men beat them up and teaches them a lesson

Real Men beat women

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 27, 2023

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

Real Papi Hours

Simply put, grind time. I suppose real papis do be working hard so the title is befitting.

"Yeah, I haven't seen him in a while!"
"Apparently, it's real papi hours so basically no clue as to when he'll be back."

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020