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Mashed Potato Man 

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

fucked potato 

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato

Baked potato 

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.
I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!
Baked potato by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Fluffy Potato 

Someone so high that they forget who they are and that they exist and simply become a potato, a FLUFFY potato...
Ha! look at Bob, he's gone fluffy potato!
Fluffy Potato by BlackBat420 June 6, 2018

Burnt potato 

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔
#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
Burnt potato by Burntpotato June 18, 2018

Paddy Potato Syndrome 

Jealousy of sorts from the potato famine in which some people had potatoes and others had less. Some less fortunate were transported to Australia.
Get rid of that Paddy Potato Syndrome , it's eating ye up inside. And stop drinking around our children ye'll turn them into drunkards.