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TOTF (Too Old To Fuck)

Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.
Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.
by bigsoprano November 29, 2009
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13 Year Old Boy

A 13 year old boy is well.. A male which has turned 13. A boy of this age usually thinks he is bad ass, just because he has finally become a teenager. Usually, 13 year old males do not have any pubic hair, and have a brain mass that is equivalent to that of a mouse. They are very easy to troll online, and make a very excellent target to any beginning trolls. Encyclopedia Dramatica created a page about children of this age.

A 13 year old will usually try to act "Gangster", and will fail horribly at it. They will jack off to Pornhub about 3 times a day, and have little knowledge about female anatomy. Sad, isn't it?
*Adults are making a mature, humorous joke*
13 year old boy: Hahahah! That's classic! *Tries to act like he understands the joke*
*Adults facepalm*
by rodneyalcala June 29, 2010
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old school hollywood baseball

named after a song by system of a down now coming to mean extremely, totally fucking badass!
dude that is so old school hollywood baseball
by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005
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13 year old boys

An age group actually really stupid, but their reputation is made worse by Encylopedia Dramatica.
In their article, it states that "13 year olds can also be from 10 to 18." Too bad ED is too stupid to realize that they are the ones 19+ writing articles on teenage boys...just saying. Oh, and this definition will cause a large amount of butthurt from EDers.
EDer: Fuck, this definition on 13 year old boys is really pissing me off! I'm gonna post this on ED so I can get all of my pedophile friends to back me up!
by PrinceKelso December 1, 2010
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Old Soul

I dont have a definiton but the definiton for this is really stupid
Me- My back hurts

Flipout- Thats called having an old soul
by Maddenisgoodname April 9, 2021
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Old English Pump and Run

a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).
Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.
by doctronx boys February 16, 2009
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Old Bridge High School

the melting pot of asians, spanish, blacks, japs, & whites. probably 1/2 of the graduating class has either experienced an overdose of some kind of narcotic or is currently attending peer groups & rehabs. cameras on every corner of the school & security guards.

std scares happen at least twice a year & rumor says we have reincarnated syphilis, even though it's been dead for ages.. ?

like 70% of the school is already an alcoholic and the other 30 must be fuckin bored on the weekends.

nothing to do but smoke pot, drink booze, & get arrested if the cops gave 2 fucks.
my name is _____ i am a graduate from old bridge high school & i'm an alcoholic.
by obkids_hayyyy July 11, 2009
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