Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.

My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.

by cursorguy December 18, 2021

Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad

gone

ur dad

by adztjbvc sx May 17, 2022

Dad

Something you don’t have

Your friend: Hi where is your dad

You: What’s that ?

by Ihaveadad April 24, 2022