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Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.
Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.
by Nerd158 January 2, 2024
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Pinky and The Brain

While Getting Head from A man or women, And they decide To slip a pinky In Ones ass.
Larry: Dude She Gave me Pinky and The Brain last night
Ron: Sick bro.
by JoeBamaTaxedYoMama November 27, 2022
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bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.
I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..
by VaJayJ October 7, 2013
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Goopy brain

A term created by Sheryl Kierstead to describe a person who may have stupid ideas or provide inaccurate information consistently.
Why are these goopy brains always so wrong.

The ideas they come up with show how goopy brained they are.
by Sherylr1969 October 17, 2019
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Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
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Brain

Matt: let your fingertips guide you through youtube
Me: I DONT USE MY FINGERTIPS I USE MY FUCKING BRAIN
Matt: ...Whats a braaain?
Me: OH MY FU- im putting this on urban dictionary
by Kyouko :3 November 29, 2019
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Brain fart

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟
by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016
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