Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 3, 2018

Muffin skin

The paper on the muffin also know cupcake liners

I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.

by Some whitts March 22, 2017

muffin crazy

getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)

"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"

by the sexual runner August 22, 2009

Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018

drop a muffin

Fart. Cut the cheese.

Whoa!.... did you drop a muffin?

by Ree Ree Horn January 13, 2014

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019