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money ready

when u got the money to pay the plug
stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready

stoner: bett
by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023
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money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
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Dog money

Dog money is a lighthearted way to refer to Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency based on the doge meme. Originating from the famous Shiba Inu behind the meme named, Kabosu.
I like to pay my friends and buy stuff with dog money
by tunamode December 21, 2022
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Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.
I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!
by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025
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baseball money

An absurd salary or amount of money for a simple job
Man, that nigga making baseball money now
by dudeson1987 August 28, 2025
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Michaella-Money

Someone or something extremely beautiful.
Beauty beyond measure
I bought a Michaella-Money dress at the auction.
Wow! You woke up looking Michaella-Money.
by Fabs9941 December 16, 2021
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Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.
Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.
by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024
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