May 26th

It’s play Stardew Valley with your little brother day! Get ready to play for hours and have fun!

Oh boy it’s finally May 26th! Lets play stardew Valley.

by Everyone to ever exist May 26, 2022

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chase may

Quite possibly the biggest douchebag alive.

Senior, the worst all-American cheerleader and not a trackstar.
Can't open his mouth wide enough for his boyfriend thanks to his face disease and has hooked up with so many ratchets to try to prove to himself that he's not gay...even though everyone knows the truth.

That guy is such a Chase May, he probably has chlamydia.

by Khasshole November 15, 2013

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May 28th

National Grab Your Girls Ass Day

Person 1: What are you doing

Person 2: It’s May 28th remember?

Person 1: Oh now I remember, your good

by HogRider7380 May 4, 2022

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May 6th

The best of the best people are born on the may 6th. They will light up your life and pull you out of the worst. If you know a person like that don't leave them because they will find you and kill you. Their beauty their grace they have a profile picture of an anime girls face.

A: Don't be a bitch to them.
B: Why?
A: Their born on may 6th they'll fuck up your life.

by Epic picklefud September 20, 2022

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