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Max

A huge Christian who dedicates his whole life to the lord but is a middle child who gets no love or attention and is usually forgotten by his family
You see max over there
by Ggh8max999888 February 29, 2020
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Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.
“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”
by Derk maxer February 29, 2024
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Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.
Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit
by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022
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Max

Max is just a real piece of shit. Nobody likes Max.
*Max enters room.
*Everyone else leaves room.
by Hayyiy October 28, 2020
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max brennan

a fucking squish who deserves more appreciation and is a beautiful human and needs to move to england plz now
by a piece of shite April 21, 2018
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Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.
Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life
by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021
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max modd

is a fucking jew, stinks of big nose and gas showers. ( dont take the piss hes actually been through a lot)
its a max modd kinda day
by SamIGod18904 June 29, 2022
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