elton john

a boss. he's been in songs with 2Pac and Eminem. it doesn't matter if hey's gay, he's cool.

search eminem ft. elton john grammy performance on youtube

by big big boiii December 14, 2009

john brown

king of the burbs baby, all about revivin' the ghetto.

hallelujah hollaback.

John Brown: It's a company. We got experienced members of the street.
Lord Jamar: What's it about? I don't care who ya got. What's it about?
JB: It's about the revival.
LJ: The revival of what?
JB: The ghetto.
LJ: Why would you want to revive the ghetto? The ghetto is poverty and pain, especially for black people.
JB: I wanna revive economically, spiritually...nahmsayin? Infrastructure-wise. It's nothin' but love, my brother.

by hannah fuckin nichols December 12, 2008

John Tesh

Rock in its purest most hardkore form

Saying Tesh Rock is like say Rock Rock!

by BondageBoyo August 16, 2004

John Cena

White not a slang term himself, the self-proclaimed Doctor of Thuganomics has invented tons of popular catchphrases, Word Life being his most popular one. The Boston native has held the United States and WWE Championships and is one of the world's most popular wrestlers. Cena's admired by casual fans for his "fans first" attitude and hilarious microphone work, but loathed by wrestling purists for his lack of technical skill.

Guy #1: John Cena? He's the rapper, right?
Guy #2: He doesn't rap that much anymore... it's kinda gimmicky.

by The Standard September 14, 2005

John Stamos

Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.

"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"

by AssMan99 August 19, 2006

john mccain

the "good" republican.

if any, i hope john mccain is the candidate republicans choose as their foreman, and i hope that the democrats will pick a candidate at all.

by gypsy child April 27, 2006

John Kennedying

The act of preforming a "John Kennedy". This involves walking beside someone in a way that stops them from walking where they want to, or forcing them to walk into an obstacle, eg a lamppost. Someone who does this is known as a John Kennedy.

Mark: Joe keeps John Kennedying me! Today he made me walk into a wall!
Adrian: Joe is such a John Kennedy!

by JohnKennedy November 23, 2010